Tell us about yourself and how many books you have written.
Hi, We are in New Zealand and are best selling golf writers and golf humorists.
We have written over 15 books mostly dealing with golf, and a few other subjects.
Our golf jokes are popular. For example, “John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.”
John says, “Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.”
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
“Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”
We enjoy Golf and Laughter. We also write golf instruction books mixed with jokes and funny stories like our, “Golf Tips: And Adult Golf Jokes”, or our “Great Golf Formats: Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes and Stories.”
What is the name of your latest book and what inspired it?
Our latest book is “THE EFFORTLESS SECRETS GREAT GOLFERS KNOW: The Little-known Genius Ways of Spieth, Justin, Rory, Dustin, Tiger, Phil, and Many Others.”
We felt there was a need to help viewers understand the very subtle genius techniques of the golfers playing at the highest level which makes viewing professional golf tournaments much more interesting.
Do you have any unusual writing habits?
We’re still wondering what writing habits are normal? Seems everyone is different, of course. All we know is we enjoy writing and laughter.
What authors, or books have influenced you?
Great comedians inspire us like the late greats, Buddy Hackett, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and current comedians, Jon Stewart, Ricky Gervais, Trevor Noah, Bill Burr, National Lampoon, and many, many others – too many to name.
David Feherty has an amazing and very creative sense of humor. There are so many amazing people in this world who can make you laugh so hard you can’t even catch your breath, and we find this healthy and relaxing. Scientific studies have been done showing great laughter while playing golf will help you focus better, it allows your muscles to relax so you play better while having a great time!
What are you working on now?
Another humorous book which is in the early stages dealing with golf as well other sports.
What is your best method or website when it comes to promoting your books?
We rely on professional services like Awesomegang and a few other book promotion sites which produce results and spread information about us and our books.
Do you have any advice for new authors?
Simple. Do the best with what you have and be sincere.
What is the best advice you have ever heard?
The best advice we ever received (from a well known Stanford Ph.D was simply, “Content is king.” In other words, if you write quality stuff, people will find you.
What are you reading now?
What’s next for you as a writer?
Simply to continue enjoying life, love and laughter.
If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and allowed to take 3 or 4 books with you what books would you bring?
Tough question! There are so many great books, so many great authors….