The Hilarious Fossils Saga
The search is on for Fossils, the vibrant young rock sensations whose new brand of music now grips the British nation.
Who and where are Fossils?
Four elderly musicians at Fossdyke retirement home know, but they ain’t telling.
What starts out as harmless fun for Strat, Nobby, Sticks, and Chippers, spirals out of control, as fans and press hunt for an elusive young rock band. The trouble is nobody knows Fossils have a combined age of 284 years.
The geriatric quartet flees Britain to dodge media exposure and inevitable ridicule. However, their plan backfires when a determined journalist and a ruthless media company executive, both intent on exposing and exploiting them at every turn, finds and pursues them.
That doesn’t stop the Fossils causing hilarious mayhem in exotic countries around Southeast Asia, where they discover a new carefree way of life that they live to its fullest… or at least what remains of it… which for one of them, isn’t too long.
Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Re-named The Gob, the wrinkled rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure. With a sensational new album in production, a devious duo seeking revenge, and a flatulent spook, the remaining Fossils and their superstar friend, need to rescue a family member whose passion for birdwatching and ‘The Spogdon Hairy Arsed Sparrow’ landed him in a dangerous situation. What is there not to love?
Getting old doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!
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Originally from Cleethorpes, UK, and now living in Cambodia, Robert A Webster embodies both hearty wit and adventurous vigour, making his prose insanely memorable and incessantly enjoyable.
His first novel Siam Storm received rave reviews in southeast Asia, with the sequels, Chalice and Bimat, similarly acclaimed. Protector, the fourth book of the Siam Storm series, continues the journey of the lovable scallywags who have a penchant for mischief. The books document high-octane escapades and colourful, fantastical narratives that don’t stop.
His other hilarious novels include Fossils, The Gobs, and Spice, and his journey into the Paranormal genre with the PATH series, and his children’s book Ratchet and Stench, makes him an adaptable imaginative writer.
Along with his fiction novels, he has two non-fiction works. 1) Diabetes type 2 –How to help you safely lower your blood sugar with the tree of life, which follows his and co-authors research into the Moringa Tree and it benefits for Diabetics. 2) Something to Read While Travelling-Thailand. A comprehensive travel companion to accompany travellers on their journey through, The Land of Smiles.
His latest work, From Brittan With Love , is the hilarious Fossils saga in one great novel
His unique brand of snarky humour and imaginative storytelling breathe vivid life into his work, which combines comical British characters with exotic Southeast Asian settings. The result is “brilliant” and “unpredictable,” as Dinorah Blackman of Readers’ Favorite says. Awarding his books 5-star ratings.
When he’s not crafting unforgettable stories, Robert enjoys snorkelling, self-deprecating humour, and the warm climate of Cambodia.