About Trailer Trash Apocalypse: Crown of the Holler
A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for.
The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck.
Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was “negotiating” back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit.
He didn’t ask to be the Sovereign Lord of the Beaver Creek Hollow, and he certainly didn’t mean to skip the six-month survival tutorial for the entire kingdom just because he was screaming “YES” at the wrong moment.
Now monsters are spawning, the neighbors are mutating, and the Barons of Hell are marching on Tennessee to claim Tim’s throne because the end of the world just raised his property values.
Crown of the Holler is Book One of The Trailer Trash Apocalypse, a gritty, hilarious LitRPG adventure fantasy with zero apologies. It features heavy progression, massive stakes, and a protagonist who refuses to follow societal — much less the System’s — rules.
Grab your copy of Crown of the Holler and join the fight for the most dangerous trailer park in the multiverse.
Survival is mandatory.
Sobriety is optional.
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Author Bio:
Armstrong “Arni” Johnson writes the kind of stories you’d probably get grounded for reading under the covers. Fast, loud, terribly inappropriate, and hard to put down. His books live somewhere between the chaos of a dungeon crawl and the punchline of a perfectly timed joke.
A lifelong fan of tabletop RPGs, pulp fantasy, and the sacred ritual of “one more level,” Armstrong builds worlds driven by momentum. Expect capable heroes, dangerous quests, and more than enough mischief to keep things interesting. His stories lean into power fantasy, blending LitRPG mechanics with cinematic pacing and humor that never asks permission.
Armstrong’s writing is politically incorrect, unapologetically bold, and will push your buttons. Action stays at the forefront, comedy lands hard and rough just like the women. The stakes always feel larger than life. If it feels like your favorite game turned into a wild, clothing optional, over-the-top adventure, that is exactly the goal.
Off the page, Armstrong lives somewhere between old enough to know better and young enough to ignore that fact. He is married to a fellow author who may or may not be the better writer, a debate that remains unresolved. Together they are raising two kids, a boy and a girl, while quietly hoping they grow up to be smarter, kinder, and at least slightly more responsible than their parents.
When he is not writing, he can be found in the gym, working on old motorcycles, or arguing about character builds as if it actually matters.
If you are here for epic loot, reckless adventure, and a good laugh along the way, you are in the right place.