Absolutely, Definitely True by Tom Murphy

About Absolutely, Definitely True by Tom Murphy

Did you know the real reason clocks were invented? That octopuses can predict divorce? Or that footballs were once stamped with a famous face?

You do now.

Absolutely, Definitely True is a deadpan compendium of 50 bizarre “facts” from a parallel Earth where cats pretend read maps and giraffes possess an unusual internal compass.

Each page features one deliciously untrue fact, designed to be read aloud to a chorus of raised eyebrows.

Perfect for fans of dry humour, pub trivia sabotage, and people who wish Horrible Histories had gone even further off the rails.

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Author Bio:
Tom Murphy is a self-taught filmmaker and writer from the Northwest of England.
He makes short films, weirder books, and the occasional good decision.
He also runs Murphy & Co., which is mostly just him and a thousand open tabs. Both browser and bar.