About Bahama Breeze (Doing Stupid Stuff on Boats Book 5) by Eddie Jones
ANNA FORTUNE is a government intelligence analyst who longs for tropical sunsets, early morning beach walks, and a man bold enough to steal her heart.
SONNY CAY is a large, lumbering toilet paper salesman with the haunting memory of a girl he loved and lost in high school.
ANNA knows the location of terrorist cells, corrupt politicians and that no man can be trusted to keep his word, wedding date or promise to love forever.
SONNY knows life is for the taking, love for the making and both end all too soon.
So when Anna is ordered to protect a presidential candidate polling in the single digits on a fund-raising junket in the Bahamas, both get a second chance at true love.
He rented the sailboat because he loved her: because all those years ago, she’d stirred him the way no woman ever had. His head told him to run—as did several local Bahamian law officers. His heart and a tropical storm made him stay.
Only the gale force winds of a “Bahama Breeze” can cool the white-hot embers of old flames erupting.
“I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud while reading a book but I did with Bahama Breeze.” ~ Ann Tatlock, Christy award winning author of Promises to Keep plus lots of other books.
“I love Eddie’s humorous tone. I would SOOO read any thing he writes.” – Michelle Medlock Adams, award-winning journalist and author of . . . . well, lots of books.
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and twang the strings of your heart. If you enjoy the Bahamas and sailing the Abacos and Exumas you’ll love Bahama Breeze.
Bahama Breeze is a revised post-COVID 2022 new release. The” funny, not entertaining, mediocre writing” parts mentioned in reviews have been removed. We kept the characters who were morons. If you own a boat or wish to own a boat, odds are you have met someone like Sonny Cay. In fact, he may be docked in the slip next to you.
For the revised edition we invited someone special to perform at the throw back shell beach party. You may know him as an “over-forty victim of fate” often arriving too late for encores.
Recent Reader Comments
“The story is funny, the characters charming and the dialogue witty. A fun, quick beach read. I highly enjoyed it and had people give me weird looks at the beach when I laughed out loud at several scenes.” – Leanne
“What an adventure! The book is funny and packed with hilarious “nonsense”. But it’s a book you can’t put down. Sonny and Anna will “kill” you with laughter as they attempt to do what they missed out on years ago…and the dialogue is so interesting. The story touches on so many areas of everyday life in a laughable way. I really enjoyed this lovely novel … and you will too.” – Champion
‘The level of humor in this book is off the charts. And the plot line as well is just what you will ever hope for in a book like this. Loved every page. For transparence, I got the ARC of this book.” – Ejeks
“This is hilariously funny and a joy to read. Especially if you love sailing. I loved it.” – Alysia
“Crisp writing, fun characters, exciting situations, and unexpected twists and turns. Highly recommend if you actually like to be entertained when you read.” – Stanley
“A massive amount of nonsense, wonderfully plotted, and funny as all get out, this story of Sonny and Anna -an older couple who missed the chance for their younger selves to get together – is just fun, fun, fun. This story is non-stop funny, frequently causing me to burst out in loud laughter (to the annoyance of my wife). I can’t recommend it enough. Get it, read it. It’ll leave you with a smile on your face.” – Chet
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Author Bio:
Eddie is an award-winning author of middle-grade fiction. Father of two boys, he’s also a pirate at heart who loves to surf. An avid sailor with a great sense of humor, Eddie has been married to a girl he met at a stoplight in West Palm Beach during spring break for… “too many years,” Eddie’s wife says.
“Not enough,” says Eddie.
His Caribbean Chronicles series is a humorous time-travel pirate fantasy adventure series.
Eddie’s middle grade, early high school Caden Chronicles series is wholesome, humorous reading built around supernatural mysteries. In each episode Nick sets out to prove who the real killer is and debunk the “monster myth.” Readers will find a list of OFFICIAL CRIMINAL REPORT QUESTIONS at the end of each book. This makes for an easy school book report.
All of Eddie’s YA and Middle Grade books are available as audiobooks. His novels are fun, fast reads for boys who don’t like to read.
Awards for Middle Grade and YA novels
* Winner of the Selah award for tween / teen mysteries
* INSPY Award
* Moonbeam Children’s Book Award
Find Eddie online at:
Eddiejones.org
Pirate-Preacher.com
WritersCoach.us
Twitter.com/EddieJonesTweet
Facebook.com/EddieJonesHumor
Instagram.com/authoreddiejones