About Celestial Shitshow: The Unfiltered Zodiac Guide to Your Family’s Cosmic Chaos
Every family has that relative — the drama-queen Leo, the emotionally unavailable Capricorn, the Gemini who starts a fight just to see how it ends.
Celestial Shitshow is the astrology guide for the rest of us — the ones living, laughing, and losing our minds alongside the zodiac’s most chaotic characters. With wicked humor and unfiltered honesty, author Victoria Clark turns family dysfunction into cosmic entertainment, decoding each sign as a parent, colleague, partner, in-law, or child.
Part burn, part revelation, this is astrology without the sugar-coating — equal parts hilarious and disturbingly accurate. Whether you read it to understand your mother or to confirm that your ex really was a textbook Pisces, you’ll never look at the stars (or your family WhatsApp group) the same way again.
Welcome to the Celestial Shitshow. It’s messy. It’s magical. It’s home.
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Victoria Clark is a certified astrologer, former Human Resources professional, and lifelong people-watcher. After years of decoding human behavior in corporate cubicles and chaotic family dinners, she decided it was safer—and funnier—to blame the stars. A recovering people-pleaser, Victoria brings sharp wit, emotional depth, and cosmic mischief to her writing. The Celestial Shitshow is her debut book, a brutally honest zodiac roast of the people who raised you, ruined you, and still expect you to show up for Sunday lunch.