About Damian and Ted
For Damian and Ted, survival is a game of inches. Between back-breaking labor, mounting debts, and rent hikes that never end, these two handymen are just trying to keep their heads above water. But in a place like Needlepoint, the hustle is never simple.
Their lives are a relentless cycle of family and friction—navigating a 14-year-old daughter’s first date, or the weight of an eviction notice, all while trying to maintain their dignity on a blue-collar budget. But then there’s the rest of it.
From eccentric employers and armed gangs to voodoo curses, explosive diarrhea, and a psycho clown at the door, Damian and Ted’s “ordinary” days have a habit of turning dangerous—and darkly hilarious. Their loyalty to each other is the only thing more constant than their debt, but as the pressure mounts, they’ll need more than a toolkit to survive the day.
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“To be honest, I didn’t write Damian and Ted because I wanted to be famous or get rich. I don’t even have much of a social media presence. I wrote the book because I truly love these characters—to me, they felt like real people, and I just enjoyed their company. I wanted to share them with anyone else who might feel the same way. It’s as simple as that.”