About I Can’t Find It: Where the F*ck Are My Keys?!
Ever spent twenty frantic minutes searching for your keys only to find them in the dumbest place imaginable? This is your therapy.
A ridiculous, laugh-out-loud journey through the daily chaos of lost keys, misplaced wallets, and those moments of pure panic when your brain short-circuits and hides your stuff in plain sight.
From retracing your steps for the tenth time to blaming innocent bystanders (and smug household pets), I Can’t Find It: Where the F*ck Are My Keys?! is a hilarious visual gift book for anyone who’s ever been late, lost, or lost their mind.
Perfect for forgetful friends, stress-heads, or anyone who’s screamed, “I swear I just had them!” while patting the same empty pockets over and over.
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Author Bio:
Alex Ryder is a professional loser — of keys, wallets, phones, and occasionally his mind. When he’s not tearing the house apart for something that was in his hand the whole time, he writes unhelpful self-help books for the perpetually frazzled. If you’ve ever screamed “Where the F*ck Are My Keys?!” at an empty hallway, Alex probably has too — several times this morning alone.