Tell us about yourself and how many books you have written.
Well, it all started when my daddy met my mommy in the back seat of a stationary car in high school in 1962….
I’ve written so many books that I’ve lost count. Two or three, at least.
What is the name of your latest book and what inspired it?
Welcome to D*ck n B*lls Tower!
This book was inspired by my … well, you know, it’s right there in the title, I guess.
Do you have any unusual writing habits?
Yes, I do. Thanks for asking!
What authors, or books have influenced you?
MAD Magazine. Does that count?
What are you working on now?
This really thought-provoking author’s questionnaire that I fear will come back to haunt me some day.
What is your best method or website when it comes to promoting your books?
Oh, I don’t believe in methods or websites or promotion. Or books even, really.
Do you have any advice for new authors?
Never, ever, ever, never stop … buying lottery tickets.
What is the best advice you have ever heard?
“Never, ever, ever, never stop … buying lottery tickets.” And also, “Just keep buying lottery tickets, ya lazy oaf!” That one I should have put first because it really affected me deeply.
What are you reading now?
The ingredients on this Cheez Whiz label. You know, I really shouldn’t be eating this sh*t.
What’s next for you as a writer?
I think I’ll write a letter to the makers of Cheez Whiz thanking them for their years of service.
If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and allowed to take 3 or 4 books with you what books would you bring?
A book on how to make tasty cookies from sand. A book on how to make toilet paper out of sand. And a book on how to make long-lasting sand castles that a human can reside in. Question: is there any sand on this desert island?
Author Websites and Profiles
Jeff Pearson Website
Jeff Pearson Amazon Profile