Tell us about yourself and how many books you have written.
Memoirs From My Outhouse are true violence, murders, crimes, drugs, incest, alcoholism, drug addiction, inmates, stolen children, homelessness, narcissistic abuse, countless beatings and rapes, and nasty words. I can’t tell you what I just watched on TV, but I detailed hundreds of beatings and rapes. I have half a lifetime of experience in these subjects, the other half sober. I’m an Appalachian inbred Hillbilly and ain’t nothing wrong with that.
People who write similar stories usually are not an inbred Hillbilly which makes my story unique. Names were changed to get family and people from the past to shut the hell up. Hillbillies do make moonshine, grow weed, carry double barrel shot guns, and stay bare-foot, but I’m not washing my over all’s to impress city folk. We don’t eat road kill lesson it’s soft. I’m not blue and have no defects except I’m humble with too much trusting Hillbilly empathy. I’m not a sympathy whore monger I have a legit message if you get it.
I was kidnapped, beat and raped at nine then the same man beat, rapes and shot my two nine year old card playing Hillbilly girl friends in front of me. I witness the brutal beating and murder of an elderly man. Four of my children were stolen like I’m a baby factory, the fifth became an armed bank robber with her boyfriend, Jesse James. My first husband was a wounded vet. His arm was shot off in Vietnam. He beat me with his hook a lot, but that was mild compared to the other shocking things his friends and him did to me.
My second husband was a wannabe Clint Eastwood carrying an arson, beating on me, shooting towards me, and hunting me like an animal. Many pregnancies I lived in the snow then many years hitching in snow hunting for my babies. Drug dealing and exotic strip dancing were a way to survive in the wake of being annihilated by spouses. I dated my home confinement officer and was honored with a Governor’s pardon and Clemency. My first daughter was stolen.
She found me through my books and I recently met her online, but have not met her in person yet. My second son was stolen by the Iron Horseman motorcycle gang at birth. I’ve never met him. My stomach exploded putting me in a coma for nine months which took over a year and a half to walk. Two of my children were stolen while I was in the coma. I read obituaries online that my two sons has died of cocaine overdose. How weird that they both died like that and I used to be a big time cocaine dealer.
Lucifer threw a 16,000 pound building on me causing gangrene and many surgeries and procedures which took over a year and a half to walk. I had the worse case of M.R.S.A. in history which took over a year and a half to walk. I maintained employments and continued writing through destitution, pregnancies, savagery, prisons, and Northern winters. This is only a few things Lucifer did to me.
Life’s accomplishments: I won six turkeys, nine trophies battling cocks, birthed five kids, won ten cakes, and caught nine ten pound Bass. I possess gloating rights to angling stories and jaded memories. I want a place for authors of any genre and victims of any crime to have a voice without family or people judging, preaching, bossing, threatening, interfering or alienating me. I understand they are Holier than me, but they make authors of my genre feel we’re a bad image or influence on their precious perfect family and life.
Every story I write is true. God is real, but He can not physically stop wars, rapist, abusers, murders nor narcissist. I can’t compete with Syria, Mexico or third world countries tragedies, but my story is horrifying, shocking and the saddest story in today’s world.
What is the name of your latest book and what inspired it?
Dear Whack Job Narcissist was written because I’ve lived with, loved and tolerated hundreds of narcissist, murders and rapist. Most were long term relationships that ended in deep trauma for me. I parted from each one in the most hilarious fitting ways.
Do you have any unusual writing habits?
My hurt from the many years of damage pushes me to continue writing knowing that violence in the world will never stop. I want to shame abusers, rapist, narcissist even murderers. My most unusual writing habit is that since the age of nine after that man shot my two friends when I was nine, I started carrying a pencil or pen and something to write on. Even through homelessness, hitching in snow for many years looking for my kids, in prisons and jails, through the brutal beatings and rapes I carried writing material.
What authors, or books have influenced you?
The movie “Deliverance” freaked me out when it came out. Though it’s a bit exaggerated and that boy wasn’t really playing that banjo, most of it’s true. The book “Hillbilly Elegy” is ridiculous. Is he a real inbred Hillbilly? I’ve read all over the internet of how inbred hillbillies are blue, have defects and are deformed. I want to debunk the stereotyping of hillbillies, homelessness, exotic strip dancers, cock fighters, inmates, and victims of rape and abuse.
What are you working on now?
“Here’s Your Fucking Card!” Not sure about that title just yet. I’m writing about how though I have found two of my daughters and one daughter found me, none of them communicate with me unless I send money and one won’t talk to me at all because she don’t want to give back the money or house and property she stole from me. I’ve only received one card from two of my daughters at the age of 63. It also details my life more.
My last daughter who also stole a house and property from me is running around in the snow homeless in Iowa. I haven’t seen her nor her babies. Her babies were taken from her. I’ve never met any of my grand-babies or great grand-babies.
What is your best method or website when it comes to promoting your books?
I use Twitter, Face-book, most all social media sites, and my personal site. I need to get the word out that all my books in the “From Under Blanket” series will always be free through my site.
Do you have any advice for new authors?
Be prepared to have a huge bank account to pay publishers and editors or work your butt off finding sites like these. Use bad reviews to improve your work instead letting it frustrate you. If your a poor author you will have to do the leg or cyber work for a lot of years, so to speak.
What is the best advice you have ever heard?
Before I knew about punctuation, sentences, formatting, fonts, and even correct spelling I received a one star. JeffKnowsstuff was the reviewer. I was so upset that I improved my book/s 100 percent and wrote a couple hilarious books about nasty reviewers with a pig fish on the cover saying, “Behold A Reviewer” “He Was Caught Giving One Stars.”
What are you reading now?
I can’t read anything at this point. I’m concentrating on promoting the book/s I’ve already written. I’m sixty three, an old starving author, I need to get my book/s out there. Not many people even know I exist because of the huge book market. I’m assuming whoever finally reads my book/s will be shocked.
What’s next for you as a writer?
When I’ve expired all my options for promoting the book/s I’ve already written, I’ll get my last book done. Even if it’s not a good book, I’ll pat myself on the back and give me and A plus for effort.
If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and allowed to take 3 or 4 books with you what books would you bring?
If I were stranded on and Island and were only allowed to bring books, I would bring thick ones so I can use the pages to start fires.
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